Random starters. Mixture of angst, fluff and more! 

•  "Oh sugar."


•  "Wait, what?"


•  "Get out. Get OUT!"


•  "Aw, don't I get a kiss?"


•  "HELP ME! PLEASE HE-"


•  "You will do as I say. Understood?"


•  "No, don't you dare leave me!"


•  "I challenge you to a game of chubby bunny."


•  "I... I love you."


•  "Just say you're sorry!"


•  "Oh, shut up."


•  "Hey, you look cold. Do you want some hot chocolate?"


•  "Haha! What did I say? I'm always right."


•  "Who even are you?"


•  "JUST SHUT THE HELL UP."


•  "I am kidnapping you."


•  "What on earth are you wearing?!"


•  "What is that meant to be again?"


•  "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?"


•  "Don't you give me those puppy dog eyes!"


•  "Can we make a blanket fort?"


•  "I can't live like this anymore!"


•  "Hey~ Whatcha doing?"


•  "Whoa!"


•  "Nononono, don't go! No!"


•  "I just wanted to tell you that I... I... Love y-"


•  "Gimme a hug."


•  "But I just got it!"


•  "Oh my god. You are KIDDING me."


•  "Please?"


•  "Are those brownies?"


•  "JUST KILL ME ALREADY!"


•  "PFFFT. OH MY GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS."


•  "Are you crying?"


•  "One last time."


•  "Can I kiss you?"


•  "Sorry? Sorry. I'm rambling. Sorry. Sorry. I just... Sorry. Sorry... Sorry. I'll shut up. Sorry."


•  "I will NEVER forgive you."


•  "Who said anything about letting you go?"


•  "Fudge."


•  "This ends. Now."


•  " I don't want to live any more..."


•  "Oh, can we watch Frozen again?"


•  "Unbelievable..."


•  "Cinnamon roll of purity, too good for this world. So pure."


•  "Who. Are. You?"


•  "Sing for me."


•  "Can you draw me?"


•  "I hate you. No, I detest you. I LOATHE you."

Scold my muse as if you were their parent. 

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christmas eve/morning sentences. 

•  "What did you get?"


•  "I've always wanted this!"


•  "Oh, boy --- socks."


•  "I think I know what this is!"


•  "Wake up, wake up! It's Christmas!"


•  "The carrots we put outside are gone!"


•  "He left two cookies."


•  "Do you think Santa read my letter?"


•  "Merry Christmas!"


•  "Watch out, mistletoe!"


•  "It's snowing! It's snowing!"


•  "That toy is getting on my last nerve."


•  "Santa must have thought you were a good boy/girl this year!"


•  "Don't eat all that candy in your stocking. Don't want to be sick on Christmas, now do you?"


•  "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."


•  "I still have some last minute shopping to do."


•  "Naughty boy/girl! Santa isn't going to be very happy about changing his list so close to Christmas!"


•  "Blast that Christmas music!"


•  "Brr!"


•  "Help me make the cookies!"


•  "Hold still! Just one more picture."


•  "At least act like you two like each other."


•  "The dog ate the mince pies."


•  "Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature of stirring, not even a mouse."


•  "The toy's batteries are already out they've played with it so much."


•  "Can we watch a Christmas movie?"


•  "Oh, god. I hate kissing her/him."


•  "Look at all those presents!"


•  "17? Last year I had 18!"


•  "This is the best Christmas ever."


•  "This is the worst Christmas ever."


•  "At least wear a jacket outside."


•  "Oh, no you don't! You're not going outside without the proper attire."


•  "The tree fell!"


•  "Shut up your singing!"


•  "He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice!"


•  "I'm freezing my baguettes off."